Holey Menorah!
ZOMG. I know you can hardly believe it. Bad Pun Industries is prepared to launch its first ill-conceived, low-brow, infantile creation: The Labia Menorah!
You've spent many years wishing you had the perfect Hanukkah gift for your Jewish friend with the sick sense of humor. Wait no longer. Horrify and excite that friend all in one move by giving your friend their very own Labia Menorah!
Caution: once they're all fired up the labias burn and drip. Use protection! (...for your table, of course - What did you think we were talking about? Are you some kind of perv or something?)
You've spent many years wishing you had the perfect Hanukkah gift for your Jewish friend with the sick sense of humor. Wait no longer. Horrify and excite that friend all in one move by giving your friend their very own Labia Menorah!
Caution: once they're all fired up the labias burn and drip. Use protection! (...for your table, of course - What did you think we were talking about? Are you some kind of perv or something?)
